Oh Boy! Pope Benedict Curses Postmodern Gender Theory!


With only moments left til the beginning of 2009, I was really worried that postmodern gender theorists would once again go un-noticed, ignored and un-condemned by His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI. (Note… NOT Benedict XX or XY, but XVI… imagine that!) 

Well, thank goodness, PBXVI came to his senses. On December 23rd, he has actually condemned postmodern gender theory in his end-of-the-year speech. Why is His Holiness so concerned? 

According to an article in The Australian

[Gender theory] blurs the distinction between male and female and could thus lead to the "self-destruction" of the human race.

Hey! That's what I've been saying all along! Wheeeeee! But wait, there's more:

When the Roman Catholic Church defends God's Creation, "it does not only defend the earth, water and the air … but (it) also protects man from his own destruction.''

Oh. My. God! The entire Roman Catholic Church is defending man [sic] from me and mine! I feel so… vindicated! 'tis the season to be JOLLY!

extra special holiday kisses,



  1. Wow! This really makes me overjoyed… Always loved these guys in dresses kissing funny objects and waving their hands in the air so jolly. And then the singing. I do love castrates… :o)
    What a relief that we’re actually a threat to the human race, just like anyone else I guess…

  2. Oh, thank God. I really was starting to have a miniature panic attack, thinking that we were going to go a whole year without my philosophy being condemned. And then what would I have done? All I know how to be is an outlaw, if they’d gone a year without outlaw-ing me, I guess I would have been an in-law. And everyone HATES in-laws. At least outlaws are dangerous.

  3. What a horrible man, but this is good publicity for Gender Theorists!
    Here’s a great blog that describes in details the horrors this man is capable of.

  4. How about instead of condeming all us harmless law abiding folks, he tackles the rampant paedophilia that exists in the catholic church?
    *tumble weeds roll by*

  5. Hey, Keltik… re Pope BXVI tackling rampant paedophilia… ain’t gonna happen. See the link in the above comment from the faboo folks at Feast of Fools. If you’re not already subscribed to their podcast, it’d be a wonderful holiday gift to yourself. http://www.feastoffools.net/
    kiss kiss

  6. Thats my point! Instead of fixing their own ‘in house’ problems, he’d rather attack us and brand us as the dangerous perverts! Its the absolutle hypocracy that irritates the fuck outta me, excuse my french. I’m just fed up of seeing religion twisted to suit people as and when they feel like it.
    Thanks for the link, and I’m sorry about your brother. 🙁

  7. thank – um – god that MANkind has an old guy in a long white nightgown presiding over a .17 square mile place to prevent us from self destruction!

  8. how timely for him to say this, the diocese of San Diego(my fair city) is currently bankrupt from child abuse lawsuits

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